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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
does Santa have 3 gardens?
was Santa's little helper depressed?
do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
do snowmen eat for breakfast?
red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red.
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. They'd been worn all week and needed the air.
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
you know that according to the song, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer",
Santa has twelve reindeer? Sure, in the introduction it goes "There's
Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and
Blitzen..." That makes eight reindeer. Then there's Rudolph, of course,
so that makes nine. Then there's Olive. You know, "Olive the other reindeer
used to laugh..." That makes ten. The eleventh is Howe. You know, "Then
Howe the reindeer loved him..." Eleven reindeer. Oh, and number 12? That's Andy! "Andy shouted out with glee." The proof is in the song!
Q: What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
Q: What's red, white and blue at Christmas time?
Q: What did Mary Poppins want from Santa?
Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
Q: What Christmas song is hidden in the alphabet:
An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were talking when they all noticed a $5 bill on the floor. Who picked it up?
a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
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